What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Is it possible for creatures with intelligence more advanced than humans to evolve naturally in the universe?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Why is pornography still alive and not illegal? Why doesn’t the government do about tricking women into them?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why have feminists not demanded that females be required to register with the selective service? Are female lives more precious than male lives?

Yes sir it is.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Have you ever been forced into bestiality?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

HELLO

Why do liberals and Democrats think it’s “ironic” for Donald Trump to say “We have to get back to law and order”?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.